Okay people, I report this on behalf of my father -- I like to call it community service: there is no such thing as perfect oatmeal. It is, in fact, in the same category of logic as same difference and controlled chaos!
Please beware of this falsity the next time you go to Starbucks. Yes, it has fiber, and it has been endorsed by Wilford Brimley. The thing is, it is only made palatable with added brown sugar (preferably a lot), and such consumption provides a precipitous sugar crash 'round about 10 am, which isn't considered anywhere near lunch time, except in New York. Adding insult to mistake, it costs something south of three bucks for the lost soul momentarily blinded by the promises of perfection. You've been warned; caffeinate with caution!
